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The week is finally over, which means it’s time for another edition of Fantasy Friday.

So far the ladies are kicking some serious arse: Jessica Alba edged out Dwyane Wade in our inaugural matchup, and Jessica Biel completely outmuscled  Dwight Howard last week.

Maybe it’s time to tone things down a bit, and what better way to do that than to stick two lively firecrackers into the ring: Dirk Nowitzki vs. Kristen Stewart.

The parallels between these two go beyond their luscious locks — they delve into the deep recesses of their colorless, unflinching, unsmiling souls.

So what is their common ground? Let’s find out by discussing Ms. Stewart, with parallels to Nowitzki [in brackets]. (continue reading…)